» Nouvelle équipe de foot américain : les spationautes de la Porte d'Auteuil

Après une semaine d'intenses tergiversations, le groupe Vivendi Universal vient de vendre le PSG à une groupement de trois fonds d'investissement américains (Colony Capital, Butler Capital Partners et la banque Morgan Stanley).

La question : le PSG version Wall Street nous fera-t-il autant marrer que ce lui de Canal+ ???

Mes 15 conseils pour les investisseurs américains

» They don't play football, they prefer a strange game called soccer
» Be careful with the fans, they like kickboxing
» Parisians CRS are sort of rangers. They don't mount horses.
» Half-Time festivities are very funny in France : no cheerleaders, no boobs of Janet Jackson, only exciting Wanadoo & Tourtel Challenges
» They have some very famous VIP's : Enrico Macias, Diams & Patrick Bruel
» All french fans use to sing very strange hymn "Oh hisse......assfucked"
» Once a year, the bads are coming. Please give them 2.000 seats
» Brazilian players are a part of PSG history (Raï, Valdo, Ricardo, Leonardo...). If you search for such players, you can drive to the nearly Boulogne wood.
» "Cisco" Llacer is the most technical player of the story of PSG. You can easily download on the mule some compilations of his best actions.
» We don't sell Buddweiser at "les 3 obus".
» French hamburger are called "Merguez Frites". They are overcooked and very expansive.
» If an agent offer to you a player named Anelka, you must laught and decline
» If the fans are critizing your scouting policy, just say "Yanovski"...and laught obviously
» Politicians will try to promote the "Stade de France". It's a fucking stadium, you must decline and stay at "Parc des Princes".
» If a gnomish people with an ice cream is grabbing your pants after a match : it's Laurent Paganelli (a very famous journalist), and it's a microphone !!!